+| Embrace da' vices_____________

Thursday, March 31, 2005

Junior. Lazing. Day.

Went to e arcade.

Ate Long John for lunch.

Sat at Borders for 3 hours reading books.

Omfg. I'm starting to have no life.

Not to forget i did some window-shopping at Far East.

Sigh.

Addition to my Shopping List
2 patchwork jeans
nike dunk
converse leather high ankle

Fleshimp have new arrivals again. Fuck~~~

Im soo gonna rob a bank if DSS (Desperation-Shopping-Syndrome) kicks in.

Argh~~~

Shopping without money is pure torture for mi. Retail torture. Period.

Kinda pissed at someone ystday.

I may be nonchalant to it.

But its not nice panicking my mum n telling her its a joke in e end.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Junior. Kuuusshhhiiinnnbbbbooo!

I got myself a job! *claps*

Muahahahaa.. Fuck. Its only a 2 day event thingy..

The pay's moderate but i'm in charge over many stuffs..

Met up with dear to search for my ear stud n walk arnd town..

I kept seeing e guy who went to apply for e same job.. Familiar face at Whynot..

Wahahaa.. Small world.. Small country.. Fucking small Singapore made mi feel lyk a stalker..

Headed to Suntec City to have our buffet dinner..

"Sweet Kisses,
Passionate Hugs.."

Bloated.

I felt sooo balloon-fied n uncomfortable lo.. Imagine mothers carrying us in e womb for lyk 9 months?

*Dear u btr go study. OR ELSE....

Junior. Rumor.

I'm tired of rumours starting
I'm sick of being followed
I'm tired of people lying,
Saying what they want to say about me
Why can't they back up off me
Why can't they let me live
I'm gonna do it my way
Take this for just what it is.

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Junior. I. Want. Dunks.

Shit mother fucker fuck shit.

They are lyk SOOOOO shit mother fucker fuck shit NICE~~

Ok.. I'll marry whoever gets mi either one.

Hahaa.. Any wedding proposals?

Junior. Fattens. Up.

I fed tt meowing n meowing cat my bak kuk teh~

But i cannot see e left-over bone lo!

Dear say it ate e bone oso lor..

Ta-ma-de..

My plans for getting FAT will become reality soon..

The rate dear keep bringing mi to eat n eat n eat.

I feel like a PIG.

Luv u dear.

Monday, March 28, 2005

Junior. Mr. Congeniality.

"What are your views of a push-up bra?"
"What are your views of a penile enlargement gun?"

Watch this show for Sandra Bullock & Regina King fans!

I laugh til pengz! Heee..

Headed down to Bedok Market to eat cos i couldn't make up my mind.. Heee..

Soooo FULL..

The famous bak-chor-mee tasted lyk maggi mee though..

But e oyster omelette is damn nice! Muahahaha...

Hugs.. Thx Leon bring mi thr.. Heee..

After tt drove back his house watch "The Dollmaster"

Den slp le.. Hahahaa..

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Junior. The. Eye.10.

Stayed ovr at Leon's place.. Heee..

His house is damn big wor..

I luv his huskies! One is light while e othr is dark coated! Soooooo adorable..

Haha.. He's mum oso very friendly wor..

Thx for driving mi home today wor..

N sorry i've been coughing n coughing n coughing thru e nite..

Hugs..

Muahahaha.. Finally caught up with my *bitchy glamor queens*.

1. Rachel
2. Penelopee
3. Michelle
4. Monica
5. Angel
6. ME

Its been lyk eons since we met up n bitch n bitch n whine n whine..
(whines contributed by Mr Jun)

Watched The Eye 10. Totally ridiculous show.. Heeeee..

BEFORE

AFTER

I simpy luv Fish & Co.!

Thx my glam queens for treating mi dinner~

Junior. Instruction. Manual.

Luci ge! Help mi with these edits wor.. Heee

Ur instruction manual!

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Junior. Merci. Stayovers.

Merci n mi stayed over Ralph's place after clubbing at WhyNot.

Refund is sooooo cute~~!!

N it looks more lyk a Poodle rather den a Jack Russel.

Joke of e day: Merci named Refund "F.R.E.E"

lol.

Finally my new blog skin is up!

Thx to Lucifer ge! Hugs..

Ai si ni le!

A few more changes n editing n my blog will be ready to go!

Wooohooo!

Friday, March 25, 2005

Junior. Merci. Gerald.

One of e best day spent; but with a low budget.. Haha..

Treated Merci n Gerald to Rochor Beancurd n Prata!

Damn contented with e food we ate!

Muahaha.. I cant wait to get FAT!

Which a certain someone seems to be doing effortlessly.

HAHAHAHA to YOU

Gerald tt idiot lost his LV wallet..

Heng e beancurd auntie keep e wallet for him lo.. Hahaha..

I'll nv forget his desperate-lost-hope-angry-stupid-face!

Jasen kor n Mr Charlie joined us later~

Hugs.. Kor luv u v much..

*Mr Charlie my Kor is not ur FILLIPINO MAID hor..

Grrrr..

ANYWAY

2 of my Kors HAPPILY ATTACHED. 1 HAPPILY DATING.

Damn it.

Da sao, Er sao & San sao!

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Junior. Zouk. Child.

Zen ge ge i luv u!!

Muahahahahaa..

E view from e DJ podium is fantastic!

Grrr.. Im addicted to spinning le.. Shld i pick up DJ-in?

With my 3-minute attention span..

I guess not..

Argh.. Nvm ask Kor teach mi.. Heeee

Drank abit too much.. Totally drained n "seh" now.. Looks lyk hang-overs will nv be e same..

Saw many weird looking ppl though.. Esp this Afro guy n gal whom i saw in town.. Den @ Zouk also..

Made a few new frens..

ALL LOOKING FOR JOBS ONE..

Sooo..

Don bother to network arnd, if ure lookingfor a job; ure frens most likely r lookin too.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Junior. Jasen Kor. B-day.

Happy birthday to Kor,
Happy birthday to Kor,
Happy birthday to Kor...

Happy birthday to Kor!

Luv u kor! heeee.. I'm ur good didi! Muahahaha..

Junior. Job. Hunt.

Click to enlarge. Sorry image got shrunk though.

Hai.. Woes on getting a job;

Maxel kor juz dont understand mi.. Or mayb he's just plain ignorant.

Its not easy to find a job when thr are March, April, July intakes for polys n JCs lo..

All shops looking for those tt can work beyond July..

Lasalle starts round July..

SO HOW E FUCK CAN I ACCEPT E JOB?

Stop saying im choosy or picky,

Jobs are not like bird-nest-ferns growing all ovr Singapore..

If its tt easy to find one then GET ONE FOR MI N SHUT E HELL UP.

Seriously im damn du lan ovr it.

Ure lyk my Kor n u don understand mi so spare mi all ur crap n nonsense n all e blah blah blah yoda yoda yoda.

Discouraged.

Junior. Fish. Talk.

Inside joke. Ask Ralph ba! Wahaha..

Merci lectured mi on r/s today.. Argh..

Ok la.. Will try to take things more seriously..

Get well soon Merci, Kor n mi..

I hate e 6 bottles of medicine..

EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew~

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Junior. Slams. Busybodies.

Certain ppl are so free to blow up a matter which i deem as insignificant.

I wonder what is his major malfunction.

Maybe its his time of e month. PMS for gays.

Anyway,

Shut e hell up ass-wipe.

Now,

:) and e world :) with u!

Junior. Long. Tired. Days.

Sorry for being lazy to blog. Im just tired. Hmmm.. Im always tired.

Wahaahahaha..

Maxel Kor brought mi to Magic Wok to eat~ Yay! Thx for e treat wor Kor!

Luv u kor!

Re-did my hair today from Ah-Beng orangey gold to dark grey ash..

Muahahaha..

Waiting for e color to fade.. But i still luv e dark grey color.. Heee

Thx Gerald!

Tt long black ting i holding is not a worm lo.. Its Ariel's plaited hair!

Wahahaha..

*Fuck.. I lost my cap in town today lo.. Curse e fella tt took my cap..

Guy lan-jiao grow mushroom, Gal chee-bye grow fungi..

KNN.

Woke up late to meet Jasper.. Hee.. Sorry.. Ure e most puntual person i know la..

Met up with Ariel in e end. She went to tone down her hair n got herself a cool haircut wor..

Watched "Swing Girls" with Shaun on Saturday! Its a totally muz watch! Damn funny..

I pratically died laffing inside e cinema..

Especially wen e wild boar chase e gals n got CGI frozen action..

Damn funny wen its e fat gal fall from tree n broke e wild boar's skull lo..

Wahahahaha..

Thx for e treat Shaun!

Went Bugis to shop for Shaun's stuff too.. He spent soo much money wor.. Grrr..

I bought him Lan-Jiao man too! But his is black in color.. Wahahaha..

Aft tt picked up Merci n we went to Whynot..

Sunday spent Zzzzzz & watching My Date With Vampire 3.

Peaceful Sunday~

Felix's bank account balance!

Muahahahaa..

Thx for lunch!

Monday, March 21, 2005

Junior. Shuay-ness.

Ok i lied..

Maybe i will blog everything on Tuesday instead..

Im stil self-proclaimed King of Procrastination.

Sooo tired after i got back..

Fucking lousy day today..

WORST IS I LOST E CAP I JUZ BOUGHT!

*&^&#%$@)#@@)*#^^!

Junior's. Theory.

Life is not a bed of roses with rainbows n butterflies.

Infact,

Its full of hypocrites, posers, morons n not to forget,

LOSERS.

Off to bed~

Will blog abt Saturday-Sunday tml bah~

Friday, March 18, 2005

Junior. Orange. Fridays.

Junior's Theory: Borders is for ppl tt are in town n have nothing to do.

Thx Lester for passing mi e hair book..

Argh..

I walked arnd town with my lovely orange hair..

Things i got already.. Muahaha.. No wonder im soo poor..

Argh..

Gonna sleep early..

Its gonna be a long long long Saturday!

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Junior. Orange. Days.

Did my hair.. But didnt like it in e end.. Argh..

Gonna redo it on Monday.. Grrr..

3 words to describe my hair = Chao Ah Beng

Got myself this Trucker cap from Fleshimp to cvr my hair.. Lucifer colored his hair too..

Haha.. Thx wor for sharing e cap with mi..

Looks lyk we both r ah bengs now.. Hee..

Bought this tee from Fleshimp.

Im totally addicted..

Gonna talk to Shaun on e phone le..

Soooooo tired..

Yawn..

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Junior. Lest. Day.

Spent e day with Lester today.. Wah.. Long long day..

Woohoo! Mummy doesnt mind mi quitting NYP!

I luv her.

*Anyway i got locked out of e house today. Fuck.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Junior. Dicks. Pussies. Assholes.

"In this world, thr r dicks, pussies n assholes.

Dicks fuck pussies n assholes.

Sometimes, pussies gets too dirrty, so dicks fuck assholes.

Pussies hate assholes because they get fucked by dicks.

Assholes are always soo full of shit, so dicks fuck pussies.

A dick is sometimes needed to fuck an asshole before it gets too full of shit n fucks e world."

FINALLY watched Team America World Police with Merci. Suppppper lame n funny.

The most funny part is e Korean idiot when he talks n cant pronounce "R".. Ahahaha..

& e part whr e dolls fuck lor! Soooo many positions from e Karma Sutra~

But thy no cheebye n lan jiao lor.. Ahahahaaa...

I need to work. Someone intro mi a job plzzzzz~

Monday, March 14, 2005

Junior. Howl's. Castle. Day.

Supposed to watch Team America World Police.. But again today sold out.

FUCK IT.

So watched Howl's Moving Castle with Ros, Joey (spell wrongly?) n Merci.

Mummy knows about me quitting NYP le..

Also good.. I dunno how to tell her anyway..

Im juz curious how did e school call thru my house wen all e phones r shut silent?

Hmmmmmmm.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Junior. Hit. Me. Baby. 1. More. Time.

Watched "Robots" with Merci today.

Muahaha.. I caught it earlier den u mofos out thr!

* Most funny part is wen e red robot dance "Hit me baby 1 more time"

Had dinner with Edwin.. Argh.. His maid's cooking suxs to e core..

Suppper diluted Tom Yam soup~ Argh

Even my mum's cooking much more edible..

Gonna meet Merci go Lasalle n Team America Police Force tml.

ZZZZzzzzzzzz.

Saturday, March 12, 2005

Junior. Lan. Jiao. Man.

I got my LAN-JIAO MAN~~!!!

Muahahaa~ I simply adore its FLASHING dick.

I cant stop laffing. I cant stop thinking of u.

Junior. Saturday's. Events.

Merci u Jack's ass-hole.

Dumped mi at Lasalle.

Grrr. I find tt my brain does not work well in early mornings. Especially if couples quarrel n im e mediator n i didnt slp e whole fucking nite.

Saw Jayden n his frens, n i got into Lasalle. Sorry Merci n Jayden i lied.

*DA XIN XIN n GALS, I'll miss YOU ALL~~~!!!*

Went home to slp.. My goddess im soo fucking tired.

Headed to Po Po house.. Dinner was SCRUMPTIOUS.. Got abalone wor! But ate a few slices n im sick of e rubber tatse..

Met up with Merci n his fren Evan go WhyNot. Happy Birthday Levi's Boy Eugene.

Went back home with Gary, had supper at Newton Circus..

Thanks for Bert!! Hee

I tink i forgot lotsa stuff. Hmmmm. Oh well.

TOO BAD.

Hahahaaaaa..

Friday, March 11, 2005

Junior. Sues YOU.

Mr Jack Ang Wee Yun. It has been noted by the authorities tt u've been abusing ur younger brother into domestic slavery of sorts.

This includes infringement of privacy, harassing, extortion, denial of freedom & etc.

All these heinous crimes attributed to you shows tt u are a demented sicko pervert.

Technically im banned to club, smoke, socialise & etc. but these are e common fucks u do everyday.

Before i lose my temper, plz gently note tt i am ur younger brother n i luv all e attention u've been giving mi, BUT

I fucking luv my FREEDOM too.

*n if u have ex-gf(s) tt hasn't had a clean break-up. plz do not be a JACK-ass n ask them to call mi. i do not adore sobbing bitches calling mi at 2am to cry n cry till their tits get dry.*

Junior. Age.

5
6
8
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17

18

Scars left behind from my childhood.

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Junior. &. Lindsay. Lohan. - Over.

I watched the walls around me crumble
But its not like I won't build 'em up again
So heres your last chance for redemption
So take it while it lasts cause it will end
And my tears are turning into time
I've wasted trying to find a reason for goodbye

I can't live without you
Can't breathe without you I'm dreamin' bout you
Honestly tell me that its over
Cause if the world is spinning and I'm still living
It wont be right if we're not in it together
Tell me that it's over
And I'll be the first to go
Don't want to be the last to know

I wont be the one to chase you
But at the same time your the heart that I call home
I'm always stuck with these emotions
And the more I try to feel the less I'm whole
My tears are turning into time
I've wasted trying to find a reason for goodbye

I can't live without you
Can't breathe without you I'm dreamin' bout you
Honestly tell me that its over
Cause if the world is spinning and I'm still living
It wont be right if we're not in it together
Tell me that it's over
I'll be the first to go
Yeh I'll be the first to go
Don't want to be the last to know

My tears are turning into time
I've wasted trying to find a reason for goodbye

I can't live without you
Can't breathe without you I'm dreamin' bout you
Honestly tell me that its over
Cause if the world is spinning and I'm still living
It wont be right if we're not in it together
Tell me that it's over
Tell me that it's over

Honestly tell me
Honestly tell me
Dont tell me thats it over
Dont tell me that its ooooovver

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Junior. Bumps!

Long long long long long day.

I am sooo shit-mother-fucker-fuck-shit lethargic now.

Plz don copy tt phrase from mi. Its fucking copyrighted u posers.

Anyway, had lunch with Edwin. His cooking SUXS!!!

Had a short nap at his place, headed Cineleisure meet Merci.

Did some artwork, studied Retail & Tourism..

Edwin called n called n called.. I cant concentrate u know..

I bumped my head TWICE today. Fuck.

Now th'rs this very not-so-adorable bump on my head..

Hurts lyk fuck.. Pain lyk hell..

I hate glass doors n iron gates.

N i am fucking angry with Kor now.

Hmpf.

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Junior. Uneventful. Day.

Long day today.. Caught e movie "Ray" with e gals. Damn nice wor.. I guess i like this kinda inspiring movies.

Joined Fiona n Merci at Spinnelli. Sat wih thier frens. Walked arnd Heeren.

Boring right?

Headed down to Marina Bay for steamboat.

Fuck i got lost, apparently thr's no fucking bus in sight. I called everyone n everyone is too fucking busy stuffing shit into ur mouths.

Called dear like a million times before i gave up. Gary came to pick mi, reached thr;

Tt's wen everything started...

Dear got angry with mi y i ask Gary pick mi up wen i could've asked him, i tried to make my stand but Gary argued back..

Den we ended up in a very awkward situation.

FUCK U TWO!!

I ate lyk wad? 5 prawns? Fuck u both la!!

Got mi so fed up i left n ended up at e highway. Called Zen gege to pick mi up, but he got scolded by tt sickening bitch of his.

HAIX.

Edison called n said Gary n Dear fought.

This marks my day.

My life is sooooooo full of shit.

Junior. Fleshimp. Sale.

What are YOU waiting for?

Ok.. I fucking need MONEY. Fuck

Junior's Theory:

No Money = No Life
No Life = No Shopping
No Shopping = No Money

SEE! Its a vicious cycle! Grrr.. Fuck damn e ass-hole tt invented money.

N to those posers out thr, stop copying ur Royal Punkness here.

Before i get all shakespere n show u mofos my 369 literature shit.