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Thursday, June 30, 2005

Junior. Wonders.

Why do breakups always gt messy n bumpy lyk a mountain bike ride?

Why do ppl breakup so easily? Saying "lets breakup" is as easy as spouting "M&Ms melt in ur mouth nt in ur hands"

Is thr nt enuf chemistry? Or is it thr's too much chemistry tt a couple-to-be became good-frens-to-become?

Is it e likes n wants of ur other half? But wad if both halves likes e same tings? Wont life become rather mundane, plain n colorless?

Is it e difference in ur other half? But too much of a difference results in quarrels n spit-fires.

Is it compatibility? Wad if ure nt intellectually matched with ur other half? Will u feel inferior?

But it all boils down to whether r both parties willing to or not to compromise.

Reminicising back its e fun n joy shared by e couple tt's worth e entire road-trip.

Sometimes i do wonder is it really fate tt brings a couple together?

Or is it love?

Or in fact its just lust?

Junior. &. Fei. Po.

Was on my way back wen fei po screamed "Junior!!!!!!" so fucking loud.

-_-""""

Shared a fondue wit fei po~

Fei po gonna move house to yio chu kang! Yay yay! Can cum ovr amk central have supper wit mi liao.

Junior. Spinelli. PR.

As usual i'll be at Spin's smokin n drinkin. Haha. Dear fed mi my ham sandwich n we gt a new fren Pei Jun who made us laff n laff n laff.

Dear stole a Disney chain for mi :)

Met up with Lesby yst to do our hair. Gerald did my hair violet. Argh.. Not bright enuf. Cant really seee e color.

Headed to town. Joined later by Charmaine. Lol. We were talking ghost stories.

Sooo tired now. Jus finished doin abit of housework. Gonna clear out my closet later.

Ciao. Gonna prepare go NYP take my air-purifier frm Xinxin. Lol

WHY IS THR NO SUN?

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Junior. Cater. 2. U.

[Verse 1 Beyonce]
Baby I See You Working Hard
I Want To Let You Know I'm Proud,
Let You Know That I Admire What You Do
The More If I Need To Reassure You, My Life Would Be Purposeless Without You (Yeah)
If I Want It (Got It)
When I Ask You (You Provide It)
You Inspire Me To Be Better
You Challenge Me For The Better
Sit Back And Let Me Pour Out My Love Letter

Let Me Help You
Take Off Your Shoes
Untie Your Shoestrings
Take Off Your Cufflinks (Yeah)
What You Want To Eat Boo? (Yeah)
Let Me Feed You
Let Me Run Your Bathwater
Whatever You Desire, I'll Supply Ya
Sing You A Song
Turn The Game On
I'll Brush Your Hair
Help Put Your Do Rag On
Want A Foot Rub? (Yeah)
You Want A Manicure?
Baby I'm Yours I Want To Cater To You Boy

[Chorus]
Let Me Cater To You
Cause Baby This Is Your Day
Do Anything For My Man
Baby You Blow Me Away
I Got Your Slippers, Your Dinner, Your Dessert, And So Much More
Anything You Want Just Let Me Cater To You
Inspire Me From The Heart,
Can't Nothing Tear Us Apart
You're All That I Want In A Man;
I Put My Life In Your Hands
I Got Your Slippers, Your Dinner, Your Dessert, And So Much More
Anything You Want, I Want To Cater To You

[Verse 2 Kelly]
Baby I'm Happy You're Home,
Let Me Hold You In My Arms
I Just Want To Take The Stress Away From You
Making Sure That I'm Doing My Part (Oh)
Boy Is There Something You Need Me To Do (Oh)
If You Want It (I Got It)
Say The Word (I Will Try It)
I Know Whatever I'm Not Fulfilling (Oh)
Another Woman Is Willing (Oh)
I'm Going To Fulfill Your Mind, Body, And Spirit

I Promise You (Promise You)
I'll Keep Myself Up (Oh)
Remain The Same Chick (Yeah)
You Fell In Love With (Yeah)
I'll Keep It Tight, I'll Keep My Figure Right
I'll Keep My Hair Fixed, Keep Rocking The Hottest Outfits
When You Come Home Late Tap Me On My Shoulder, I'll Roll Over
Baby I Heard You, I'm Here To Serve You (I'm Lovin It, I'm Lovin It)
If It's Love You Need, To Give It Is My Joy
All I Want To Do, Is Cater To You Boy

[Chorus]

[Bridge Michelle]
I Want To Give You My Breath, My Strength, My Will To Be Here
That's The Least I Can Do,
Let Me Cater To You
Through The Good (Good)
The Bad (Through The Bad)
The Ups And The Downs (Ups And Downs)
I'll Still Be Here For You
Let Me Cater To You
Cause You're Beautiful (You're Beautiful)
I Love The Way You Are (You Are)
Fulfill Your Every Desire (Desire)
Your Wish Is My Command (Command)
I Want To Cater To My Man
Your Heart (Your Heart)
So Pure Your Love Shines Through(Shines Through)
The Darkness We'll Get Through (So Much)
So Much Of Me Is You (Is You)
I Want To Cater To My Man

[Chorus Out]

Junior. Thong'd.

Dear got mi a Calvin Klein Thong :)

KINKY!!

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Junior. Argh.

FUCKING SCARS LEFT BEHIND FROM MY ABRASIONS!! :(

Monday, June 27, 2005

Junior. Spa-sensation.

Met up wit e gals Angel, Rachel, Fiona n Michelle for spa today.

Yay yay! Im so happy. Felt damn gd havin someone rubbing ur back for u.

Esp wen i soaked myself in some flower-concoction.

Damn i smell damn gd. Lol. Thx Michelle for e treat~ Damn i luv tt place!

Headed town n sat at Spin's. Smoked a little, chatted a little before i left for home.

I want my pay! I want my fuckin pay!

I need to get:
contact lens
new hair color
more sidewalk10 tees
slippers
cargo shorts
belt
return zen ge ge 50
buy e aroma-machine frm xinxin

My pay's sooo fuckin little. Ok im in a state of dilemna.

Junior/ ???

Im busy.
Im busy.
Im busy.
Im busy.

But no one believes mi.

Its lyk ure busy with YOUR sch-work n shit,

Im busy with MY net-surfing, shopping n rolling abt on my bed.

Noticed tt its YOUR n MY?

I wld be jus as busy wen MY sch starts.

So stop telling mi tt im soo free. period.

Things not done
1. collect my shoes
2. Lasalle paperwrk
3. Lasalle orientation
4. clean my room
5. get decent pants
6. get a g-string :)
7. go spa with e gals
8. find a pt job
9. start makin ear-rings 4 e gals
10.buy e fuckin beads i nd to make (9)
11.get e aromatherapy frm xinxin
12.watch my jap dramas
13.read my spider ultimate carnage
14.more jap dramas
15.generate tt few billion cells to close up my bloody wound

SEE!!! IM FUCKIN BUSY!!!

Its jus tt i happen to do stuff without ppl seein mi doin it.

Sunday, June 26, 2005

Junior. Initial D.

Ppl out thr u must fuckin watch it.

Im goin goo-goo-ga-ga ovr Edison Chen :)

Othr den tt, im stil recovering from e traumatic exp. of my com crash n black out on mi.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Junior. Lols.

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Junior. In. Agony.

I limped arnd town e whole day. Everywhr hurts n im in agony.

Other den wen i BURP fucking loud at Taka, Lesby needed to pee urgently its lyk any other sluggish day.

I need another kopi-kaki to join mi n Lesby. Ok im open for "frens-to-be" registration.

Im gettin rather lazy to blog everyday.

Kor called. We both KP abt our wounds. Heard tt Zen ge ge is NOT REALLY joinin him at Ibiza.

OH COME ON MR ZEN TAN ZE EN. Im not dumb. I can tell wen kor is lying.

Monday, June 20, 2005

Junior. Curses. "Medical Proffesionals"

Saw a doc abt my wound. Triple yay it got infected n i have pus.

Very unhappy today. E weather as usual is fuckin hot.

Got a jab n had "fairy dust" sprinkled ovr my wound. It was more lyk salt on open wound kinda feeling.

$65 in total to see e balding doc. E nurse's attitude suck too. Threw e money on e floor.

"Loansharks should all get a medical degree n be doctors insteaed. They can now extort money legally from gd citizens lyk mi"

Junior. Boring. Monday.

The sun is fucking sunny tempting mi to swim! Grrr..

I need a swim badly. Been long since i swam. Wild Wild Wet doesnt count.

Had a fucking bad fall ystday. The skin from my kneecap n elbow gt scraped off. Haha. And i continued to chase aft e fuckin bus.

Im in pain everywhr now. I can only limp arnd. Mummy bandaged mi up like a beehive. Argh~ Im not goin town these few days.

Yay yay! Signed my package from Kor. I luv u kor! Other den u cursing mi in getting injured, ure ok-so-so for a brother..

E gals came ovr n we played Monopoly, won lyk $15600.

I wan Ck Summer! Damn it smells fucking gd~~

Feeling lethargic all over again.

Zzz

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Junior. High-Tea.

Quote from Yann:
"a blog, is an online journal where accesible by everyone. leisure by writing but censorship by reading."

Lyk i said. If ure not happy with wad i blog, get e hell out of my blog. Dun continue staying here n making a big issue out of nothing.

Haha. N if u didnt watch CNA's "blog" episode den dun give ur crap. So e nxt time i blog abt aunties, r u gonna go all hysterical n talk bunch of crap to mi?

Its my blog, i blog wad i want.

If u cant get tt simple sentence into ur head, forget it.

Im sick of quarreling with childish ppl tt's lyk 21?

Yes i hate malays. I hate Indians even more. I make fun of them everyday.

ANYWAY YANN u can go on n bitch abt mi. Wadever. I dun care. Sick of ur silly bitching at e slightest issue.

Went out with Lesby n dear yst. Freaking fucking hot. Take care everyone! Dun get sick. Many of my frens r dwn with fever n flu.

Get well Jasen kor, Kai Ling, Hilary, Monica n Kel!

Watched Ghost Train. Saw Evo Jie at work, geting more n more pretty each day. Woohweets!

Walked arnd town. Last stop Spin's again. Lesby's treat on drinks.

Yay its Sunday!

High-tea! High-tea! High-tea! High-tea! High-tea!

Gonna meet dear later pass him charger.. Grrr.. I wan Famous Amos! Rmb get for mi!

Fiona's being such a prick in e ass. Rumaging thru all my stuff. Hope she gets scabies or her face jus paralyze! Hahaaa

Junior. To. All. The. Blog Hoppers/ Strangers.

Personally Yann, its nt nice to have a URL link to someone's blog n start bloggin an article abt them.

Whr's e basic bloggin etiquette? Dont u have any? Do u see mi doin tt? Shld i link u back so everyone can go to ur blog to curse/flame u back n laugh at ur retorts?

Y bother to link up to my blog if u find wad i type offensive. Do u find mi blasting u for all ur gay comments in ur blog? I find tt its quite a nice read though somewhat offensive. I jus laff it off n click on e nxt blog.

Moreover, im not a christian n dun come talkin e bible to mi. I hate christians, jesus, bible etc. So dun come tell mi homosexuality is a sin.

So wad if a person is gay? So wad if its taboo? N im nt in anyway making it worst.

I have many gay frens n i luv them to bits. Thy're funny, nice, sincere, concerned n most of all, confident of thier sexuality.

Pls use ur head to tink instead of ur dick-head. How many ppl out thr make random racist jokes EVERYDAY?

I dun care. Dun give a damn. Cant be bothered. Im happy being mi.

I'm nt gonna bother retorting abt all ur lame n yet laughable monkey antics, but mayb wen i have much more free time. Nah.

PEOPLE OUT THR TT READ BLOGS.

Pls for fuck's sate. Ask urself, wad is a blog for? Y do u read it?

You read it for e leisure. Ppl blog wad they tink on thier blog. Ppl blog thier personal opinions on thier blog.

If U BLOG-HOPPERS have no basic courtesy to read n shuddup, i've gt nothing to say.

I have malay frens too. Thy only give mi a thumbs up for e joke n laff abt it. They dont go all "oh im a malay n u said bad tings abt mi.. boo hoo hoo.."

Ppl say bad shit abt othr ppl everyday. Deal with it. Dont go all panicky n crying.

I believe all u PPL OUT THR have read abt "e blog whr e gal flashes her boobs". Honestly, i find tt its cool. She's confident abt herself n its her blog.

But no thanks to ALL U PPL OUT THR, she has to take off her blog pics n have her naked pics all ovr e newspapers.

I find tt she did no wrong. Read, shuddup n go.

Use ur brain n think. Wld u lyk ppl who dun even know u tag n curse u?

N to e NICK person. Cum on, r u stil a kid? I didnt even blow up e matter. My blog's only for joy-reading for frens n such. Thy noe my character n im str8-4ward n say wadever i want.

Ure e one tt's wantin to BLOW THINGS UP n report to wadever u can report to.

Furthermore for e last time. BLOG-HOPPERS/PPL OUT THR. U all are jus a sickening bunch of ppl tt have nothing btr to do den to blow tings up.

For eg.
After reading relationships abt ppl whom u dun even know, u wan to tag n curse who is nt pretty enuf, who is nt handsome enuf.

Go on reflect on urself before u go tag someone's blog n say nasty shit abt them.

Do u see mi doin tt? NO. Y? Cos its lame n troublesome.

Most of all. I cant be bothered.

U all ppl can cum n flame n flame n flame mi ovr n ovr again. But pls use ur brains to tink b4 u even say anything.

Its my blog. I say wad i want. U can either start a blog or go to UR blog n curse mi lyk a rhino's ass, i dun care.

This HERE, is my blog. So get lost.

If u cant take my racist comments, den get lost.

N for crying outloud, u all r jus overacting. Trying to be drama.

ITS ONLY A BLOG. READ. THINK. CURSE MI IN UR HEART. N GO.

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Junior. Pissed.

Dear's fren fren sent this to him:
"erm if best tell junior change his blog address!!! if possible!!! u know vin everyday will go in and read de ma!!! the more he reads the more upset he was loh!!! maybe he none of ur business!! but i hope u can really help me loh!!! thanks!!!"

My reply:
"hey no offense but its kinda ridiculous for mi to change my blog address just tt ur fren thr wont get upset.

e no. of ppl i have to notify n relink mi is tidious. its a blog. ppl blog wadever thy wan n wad thy feel.

of cos i blog hw much i luv my dear. u do e same ting too to e public. y cant i? totally absurd i have to do all these fuck just to soothe/pacify yr frnd.

ur fren can choose not to read my blog. if his gonna be stupid enuf to read n get upset, tt's his prob. nt mine.

i dont mean to be crude, but he shld get a hang of himself.

junior"

SEE! I can be quite polite sometimes without all e fucks n knnbccb.

Totally ridiculous. U wan mi to change my blog link just for ur sickening fren tt's depressed or watsoever fuck. Like i care.

Mayb u can ask ur fren to see a therapist or contemplate suicide. Dont come trouble mi with all ur wishy-washy shit. U wan to die, u wan to feel depressed, u need lotsa luv n flowers, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.

WAD? I look lyk a Carebear to u ppl?

Friday, June 17, 2005

Junior. 3rd. Month.

Muacks dear dear i luv u!

Celebrated our 3rd month together in advance cos dear dear's down for reservist. Grrr

Accompanied dear dear to GEEKLAND a.k.a SIM. Oh my fucking mother god.. E students thr looks as though thy jus went to e science book fair..

E deuter/bodypac bag, reebok/new balance trainers, giordano polo, giordano jeans.. Argh.. Someone give them an Extreme Makeover pls..

Headed dwn to Tiong Bahru whr dear loaned mi money for my Converse high-cut shoes.. Haha.. Dear dear i cum 1/2 for my rendevous k?

Muacks.. Luv u dear.. Hahaa.. U mess arnd in camp n i'll break ur dick.

Dear had his hair done while i played aracade.. N yes u can only go to tt hairdresser to do ur hair.

Went down to Queensway, accomplished my motive n headed dwn town.

I HATE KIDS! I HATE KIDS! I HATE KIDS! I HATE KIDS! I HATE KIDS! I HATE KIDS! I HATE KIDS! I HATE KIDS! I HATE KIDS! I HATE KIDS! I HATE KIDS! I HATE KIDS! I HATE KIDS!

I wan a lego R2D2! Grrr..

Had our pre-anniversary dinner @ Jack's Place.. I was pratically eating black pepper steak with mi myself n i toasting together with it.

Ppl pls do nt have lunch/dinner/watsoever at town's Jack Place, u'll either
1. Die of heat
2. Irritated by bad service
3. Feel lyk stabbin e person nxt to u

Walked arnd town more.. Honestly i cant rmb much..

I ought to get back my gd habit.. Blog once i get back home..

Ok time for pokemon! Haha

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Junior. Movie. Gore.

Watched Batman Begins with dear.. But e sleepyhead dozed off here n thr.. Grrr.. Its nt good to watch a movie with ur bf if he knows most of e comic character's background n stories le.. Grrr

Dear dear stayed over my place too.. Had supper at my coffee shop too.. Haha

Poster for Xmen 3! Totally cool! Using Wolverine's 3 Adamantium claws to be the no. 3 for e poster!

Fantastic marketing Gimmick!

Gonna watch Ghost Train aft e reccommendation from a fren. Damn this show better be good. Haha.. If its not Lesby n Dear dear gonna kill mi..

Sorry nt been bloggin. Kinda busy doing nothing. Haha

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Junior. Monotonous. Days.

Days seem to pass by nowadays so fast..

In a blink of an eye, June is gonna end soon. 2 more weeks to school reopening.

To mi it seemed very near.

Stress is killing mi.

Maxel Kor n Calvin LV having probs.

My life now ends with a Strawberry T-twist at Spinelli's.

Dear i luv u more n more each day. Just wanna spend more n more time with u.

Muacks.

Junior. OMFG.

Congratulations Junior, you are...

'Xia Xue' Wendy Cheng of xiaxue.blogspot.com

You are a goddess/god. You've got the looks, the brains and the body. You have such an irreverent sense of humour, people listen to you religiously and worship the ground you walk on. On the other hand you can also be straightforward, blunt and very very controversial. That has the potential to offend many people, but of course you don't care, you just shoot. In the end, people either love you or hate you. Nothing in between.

Which Singaporean Blogger Are You?

Junior. Worried.

Financially stressed.

Enough said.

Did i made e rite choice?

Monday, June 13, 2005

Junior. /feat. "Feel Good Inc."

City's breaking down on a camel's back.
They just have to go 'cos they dont hold back
So all you fill the streets it's appealing to see
You wont get out the county, 'cos you're bad and free
You've got a new horizon It's ephemeral style.
A melancholy town where we never smile.
And all I wanna hear is the message beep.
My dreams, they've got to kiss, because I dont get sleep, no..

Windmill, Windmill for the land.
Learn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is sticking, falling down
Love forever love is free
Let's turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?

Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats,
Lining them up-a like ass cracks,
Ladies, homies, at the track
its my chocolate attack.
Shit, I'm stepping in the heart of this here
Care bear bumping in the heart of this here
watch me as I gravitate
hahahahahahaa.
Yo, we gonna go ghost town,
this motown,
with yo sound
you're in the place
you gonna bite the dust
Cant fight with us
With yo sound
you kill the INC.
so dont stop, get it, get it
until you're cheddar header.
Yo, watch the way I navigate

Windmill, Windmill for the land.
Learn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is sticking, falling down
Love forever love is free
Let's turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?

Dont stop, get it, get it
we are your captains in it
steady,
watch me navigate,
ahahahahahhaa.
Dont stop, get it, get it
we are your captains in it
steady, watch me navigate.

Junior. Ibiza.

Kor is at Ibiza now, preparing for his party-fiesta.

Fuck u!

Yes kor my back is ok.. U'll jus have to ta-han e back ache n muscle cramps a few more days lo..

Who ask u so suay we twins.

Btw.. Kor u fucking fuck-head. Whr r e songs i ask u to remix for mi?

Kor i miss u.

Friday, June 10, 2005

Junior. Mr. &. Mrs. Smith.

OMFG! E scandalous pair Brad n Angelina finally got it hot n steamy in Mr & Mrs Smith!

Jennifer must be hooked on cocaine addiction.

Great show but e time we chose to watch ti was kinda off.

1230 all e way to 230 in e morning.

Fucking tired wen i need to wait for NR1.

Watched it with my sidekick Lesby n his fren Bryan. Haha.

I am kinda irritated. Now UNCLES are on my condemn list too. I fucking lost to a fucking UNCLE in hearts..

Argh.. Are UNCLES e new addiction of e AJ community?

Tripple "E" "W".

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Junior. Work. Phobia.

Hello people! I'm back from my recluse!

Im back with new bruises n many cuts but stil in one fucking piece.

Argh.. I gt a fuckin nice n deep cut on my back.. Many brusise on my legs..

Shall stop here.

Too tired n its time for my Zambak treatment.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Junior. M.I.A.

Ok everyone. I jus started work today. I bet everyone mus be tinkin y didnt i blog e past few days.

In short. IM FUCKIN TIRED.

Decided to blog today cos i got e kick! Haha.

June 03- June 07

1. Celebrated Banana's birthday last sat at Rice Table!

2. Happy Birrrthday Banana!!

3. I got myself an iShuffle! Thx Zen ge ge for e free iShuffle skin lobang!

4. Ppl stop tellin i shld get an iPod instead. I only gt lyk 47 songs i wanna listen to. So it doesnt really matter.

5. Im addicted to Spinelli's Strawberry Twist. (Lesby too!)

6. Lesby (Lester) Stewart is my new best sidekick!

7. Lesby gt an iShuffle today! Wahaha! Cant wait to get our silicon casing together!

8. Im nt gonna club for a lonnnggg while. Fuckin sick of it already.

9. I hate my work. I hate movin stuff. But i wan e money. Fuck.

10. DEAR DEAR I LUV U LOTS & LOTS & LOTS! I know im bad-tempered always.. But thx for always givin way to mi n being soo understanding towards mi..

I luv u always dear! I want to be with u as long as possible.. Even if we do get tired of each other, we'll find new excitement!

Dont worry abt mi so much! Im ur strong dear dear! Haha.. Aft ur job intro im gonna get nice biceps!

Btw im masturbating everyday. Get my hint?

Ciao~ Nd my slp. Dear dear picking mi up tml!

Junior. Snippets. I. Forgot.

Totally must watch! Its sooo fucking funny! J-Lo n J-Fonda r totally fabulous! Great collaboration, fantastic lyrics, superb casts!

5 pop-corn!

Fucking stupid n lame movie. Watch it only if u wanna watse $9.50.

Short note:
Banana's birthday present was a freakin Braun Buffel wallet tt cost $120+

We ate lyk more then 20 orders of prawns?

I fucking hate e service at Rice Table.

Oh ya! The meal cost banana $170+

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Junior. Stupid. Lester.

My fren Lester is damn fucking stupid n funny.

He has kids tt exists in ball shapes.

Other den tt his just very stupid n funny. Hahahaaaaaaa..

N here's e pic of freaking fucking ugly Lindsay Lohan.

Wad e hell.. I know she's best frens with Nicole Richie all of a sudden..

But is thr a need to POSEUR as Paris Hilton?

E peroxide blonde hair.. E skinny frame.. E outrageous sunglasses..

Totally a rip-off.

No class no taste no brain.

All she has is money.

Which i wld luv to have. Hahaha

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Junior. Feels. Better.

Slept til late noon today. Felt soo much better. The headache went away..

The sneezing finally stopped but replaced it with a blocked nose..

Throat's stil abit sore..

Went out to have dinner with dear dear..

Shopped arnd J8..

Everyting was fine til we talked on e phone..

I always get soo irritated with him.. I dunno wads e reason too.. Argh..

Sorry dear.. Muacks!

I btr go slp or u scold mi again.. Haha.. Tml den make more dumpling for u..