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Monday, August 01, 2005

Junior. 50 Things. You Probably. Didn't Know.

Well..

1. Apart from hotels, I cannot poop anywhere else except home. And to boot, I must read something-anything when I poop, be it TopGear, FHM, Classifieds, right down to a McDonald's brochure, as long as there are words on it.

2. I smoke 37 sticks of Davidoff Classic on moody/hangover days.

3. I can live without my ciggies but not my cellphone.

4. I lost like 829174498326 zippo lighters thanks to my carelessness n e mother-fuckers tt steals from mi.

5. I can buy at least 2 Ipods with the no. of lost zippos + change for 5 packs of ciggies.

6. My hanyu pingying name is Wei Feng, which in my opinion, is quite fucked up.

7. I scored 9 points for L1R4. 12 for L1R5 when I fucking didnt bother to go sch thru my Sec4 years.

8. I'm actually one of the few guys left on earth who actually gets touched whenever I have ppl peeling prawns for mi.

9. I don't eat peas and corns.

10. I luv eating carrots.

11. I dislike travelling with company, especially when I have to entertain them when I'd rather be listening to my iShuffle.

12. Facial hair isn't the only thing I shave, for hygenic reasons.

13. I hate going to town on Mondays.

14. My first girlfriend was an Ah Lian.

15. My first boyfriend was a JC student.

16. I don't eat popcorns when I watch movies in cinemas.

17. Whenever I smoke, I must have a sweet OR drink with me.

18. Sometimes I get so chee-bye, I frighten myself.

19. I hate to go fishing.

20. Kor and i used to say the same sentence out at the same time. Imagine "FUCK YOU KANINABEI CHAO CHEEBYE!" same time same tone same pace.

21. When I buy a new shirt or jeans I really like, I'd wear them over and over until I get sick of it, and never wear it again.

22. Yes, I do wash my favourite clothes before I wear them over and over again.

23. I like gazing at my dates, but I dislike ppl with low self esteem and shy away. Confidence is a very sexy thing.

24. Naive Junior used to be a "good boy" in school. The teachers just nvr knew the gangfights, thefts, pon-schs, vandalism, bullying etc i commited with a smile on my face.

25. I was caught for shoplifting thrice, distorment of truth once.

26. 1st time was at ToysR'us. I stole n sold Gameboy Colors at $100 each.

27. 2nd time was at Lido. I stole some fucked-up toy.

28. 3rd time was fruits with Wei De n cliques. FUCKING STUPID.

29. YES i got arrested 3 times only. And was held up at CNB (Central Nacotics Bureau) for suspected of taking drugs. WE were all high from e Chivas n Vodkas.

30. I'm still very good at shop-lifting.

31. I have this very strong urge to go play at playgrounds everytime I pass by one.

32. I like sleeping in the buff.

33. When I was young, my ambition was to be a 'petshop owner'.

34. I suck at Maths.

35. My alcohol tolorence is getting ridiculously low.

36. I luv taking cabs.

37. I hate riding motorcycles because the helmet messes up my hair.

38. I don't have a 'main' clubbing khakis anymore. Guys, if you read this, I want you to know how fucked up life in SG is without you whores :)

39. I remember eating tissue paper because I was bored in Kindergarden.

40. The only 'live' thing thats ever been in my mouth is a beatle(Fear Factor style), including women.

41. When I lie, I lie through my teeth with so much ease, I don't even think of it as lying. Just as Zen and the gals.

42. I've never cleaned up my room more than 5 times in the past months because my mum does it for me.

43. I refuse to wear anything that isn't ironed.

44. I luv the strong smell of perfume on ppl's clothes.

45. I just started collecting ear-studs.

46. I am probably the only design student in the whole wide world who doesn't own a thumbdrive and a digital camera. So sue me.

47. I am quite narcisstic. I have a big ego. And I have an equally volcanic temper.

48. Last week when I took my weight, I am 47.6kg only.

49. Kor and I have a very strong psychic bond.

50. I luv my boyfriend very much although I'm losing my temper at him most of the time.